‘If I was made of cake I’d eat myself before somebody else could.’ - Emma Donoghue, RoomRead more "Splosh…"
My heart is shielded Behind glass and locked away. Fuck me ‘til it breaks.Read more "Smutathon 2019: Show me your love…"
‘She had a strange feeling in the pit of her stomach, like when you’re swimming and you want to put your feet down on something solid, but the water’s deeper than you think and there’s nothing there’ - Julia Gregson, East of the Sun’Read more "Smutathon 2019: Lido…"
‘All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.’
– Charles M. Schulz
‘Life is more fun if you play games.’
– Roald Dahl, My Uncle Oswald
‘Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.’
– Sophia Loren
‘I can survive well enough on my own— if given the proper reading material.’ - Sarah J. Maas, Throne of GlassRead more "Smut Marathon 2019: my stories so far…"
“Just trying seducing him”, Patty said, “and bacon-vincing!”Read more "EuphOff Guest Post: The Backyard Division…"
‘Find something you’re passionate about and keep tremendously interested in it.’ - Julia ChildRead more "EuphOff 2019: MasterShag…"
‘A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.’
– A.P. Herbert, Uncommon Law: Being 66 Misleading Cases