EuphOff Guest Post: Holiday In…

“Where do you want it, A-J? Bread sauce on your chestnuts, Santa’s YumNut in your mouth, or brandy cream on your plum pudding?”

EuphOff: the FLASH Christmas Edition!

‘They call me Back Door Santa I make my runs about the break of day (oh, ho, ho) I make all the little girls happy While the boys are out to play’
– Clarence Carter, Back Door Santa

EuphOff 2020: Into the dragon’s lair…

‘Arthur might be a king, but he can’t make you come’
– Anita Clenney, Fountain Of Secrets

EuphOff 2020: The Man Dragon Edition

‘No dragon can resist the fascination of riddling talk and of wasting time trying to understand it.’ - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

EuphOff Guest Post: A Most Special Dinner…

‘Luciano stalked forward like a panther eyeing his meal. She realised that the meat served on the plate with roast potatoes and carrots was in fact his love sausage covered with a dark glaze and a garnish of rosemary.’

EuphOff Guest Post: The Backyard Division…

“Just trying seducing him”, Patty said, “and bacon-vincing!”

EuphOff Guest Post: Siren…

‘Always on call for her, he responds to her plight. He jumps into his vehicle and speeds through the town…’

EuphOff 2019: MasterShag…

‘Find something you’re passionate about and keep tremendously interested in it.’ - Julia Child

EuphOff 2019: The Love Sausage Edition…

‘A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.’
– A.P. Herbert, Uncommon Law: Being 66 Misleading Cases

EuphOff 2018: Doctor, doctor…

‘Oh doctor, I’m in trouble Well, goodness gracious me! For every time a certain man Is standing next to me Mmm? A flush comes to my face And my pulse begins to race’ – Goodness Gracious Me ‘Doctor, I’m having terrible palpitations! My heart is all a-flutter and it pounds in my chest like I […]

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My secret alter ego…

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