‘If I was made of cake I’d eat myself before somebody else could.’ - Emma Donoghue, RoomRead more "Splosh…"
‘When it’s all said and done, I hope to die with a smile on my face.’ - Anthony LiccioneRead more "SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: are you quite Satisfyed?"
‘A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.’
– A.P. Herbert, Uncommon Law: Being 66 Misleading Cases
‘Any weapon is a good weapon as long as ye can use it with honor and skill.’ – Brian Jacques, High Rhulain You won’t be surprised to hear that I love erotica. It’s a complex and varied and much under appreciated genre. Good erotica can to transport you to another world, weave compelling stories, create […]Read more "EuphOff 2018: The Semi-Moist Treat Stick Edition"
‘There ought to be some mode of life where all love is good, where one love can’t compete with another but adds to it.’ – William Golding, The Spire I had dinner with a great friend this week. She’s the only friend that I have kept from school and I adore her. Our lives have […]Read more "To the moon and back…"
‘Do you want to go to the seaside? I’m not trying to say that everybody wants to go I fell in love at the seaside I handled my charm with time and slight of hand’ – The Kooks, Seaside I love the seaside. I love the sea and the sand, I love the smell of […]Read more "Do you want to go to the seaside?"
Now, I do love a competition so it was a very easy decision to enter Oleander Plume’s competition, especially when the challenge was to pick from her brilliant list of story prompts. I am now even happier that I entered as I have very exciting news – Oleander is going to publish all the entries to her […]Read more "What the butler saw…"