EuphOff: the FLASH Christmas Edition!
‘They call me Back Door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day (oh, ho, ho)
I make all the little girls happy
While the boys are out to play’
– Clarence Carter, Back Door Santa
Competition
EuphOff 2020: Into the dragon’s lair…
‘Arthur might be a king, but he can’t make you come’
– Anita Clenney, Fountain Of Secrets
EuphOff 2020: The Man Dragon Edition
‘No dragon can resist the fascination of riddling talk and of wasting time trying to understand it.’ - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
Read more "EuphOff 2020: The Man Dragon Edition"Splosh…
‘If I was made of cake I’d eat myself before somebody else could.’ - Emma Donoghue, Room
Read more "Splosh…"SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: are you quite Satisfyed?
‘When it’s all said and done, I hope to die with a smile on my face.’ - Anthony Liccione
Read more "SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: are you quite Satisfyed?"EuphOff 2019: The Love Sausage Edition…
‘A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.’
– A.P. Herbert, Uncommon Law: Being 66 Misleading Cases
EuphOff 2018: The Semi-Moist Treat Stick Edition
‘Any weapon is a good weapon as long as ye can use it with honor and skill.’ – Brian Jacques, High Rhulain You won’t be surprised to hear that I love erotica. It’s a complex and varied and much under appreciated genre. Good erotica can to transport you to another world, weave compelling stories, create […]
Read more "EuphOff 2018: The Semi-Moist Treat Stick Edition"To the moon and back…
‘There ought to be some mode of life where all love is good, where one love can’t compete with another but adds to it.’ – William Golding, The Spire I had dinner with a great friend this week. She’s the only friend that I have kept from school and I adore her. Our lives have […]
Read more "To the moon and back…"Do you want to go to the seaside?
‘Do you want to go to the seaside? I’m not trying to say that everybody wants to go I fell in love at the seaside I handled my charm with time and slight of hand’ – The Kooks, Seaside I love the seaside. I love the sea and the sand, I love the smell of […]
Read more "Do you want to go to the seaside?"What the butler saw…
Now, I do love a competition so it was a very easy decision to enter Oleander Plume’s competition, especially when the challenge was to pick from her brilliant list of story prompts. I am now even happier that I entered as I have very exciting news – Oleander is going to publish all the entries to her […]
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