“Where do you want it, A-J? Bread sauce on your chestnuts, Santa’s YumNut in your mouth, or brandy cream on your plum pudding?”Read more "EuphOff Guest Post: Holiday In…"
‘They call me Back Door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day (oh, ho, ho)
I make all the little girls happy
While the boys are out to play’
– Clarence Carter, Back Door Santa
I can see a better time When all our dreams come true’ - The Pogues, Fairytale of New YorkRead more "Guest post: Fairytale of New York"
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Much pleasure thou can’st give me; As soon as I saw that Exhibit A had used O Christmas Tree as a prompt for his Christmas Erotica meme, I knew that I needed to take photos by my parent’s tree. Although this year’s version is slightly more conservative, coming home to a […]Read more "Sinful Sunday: O Christmas Tree…"
‘I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don’t care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree’ – Mariah Carey, All I want for Christmas I love my family, I really do. But they are fucking everywhere. Every room of the whole house is overflowing with relatives. Brothers, […]Read more "All I want for Christmas…"
I wrapped it up and sent it With a note saying “I Love You” I meant it Now I know what a fool I’ve been But if you kissed me now I know you’d fool me again. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, you gave it away – Wham! […]Read more "Last Christmas…"
‘There are no two words in the English language more harmful than “good job”.’ – Whiplash She called him her little drummer boy but don’t be fooled. He was no Christmas card child, tapping away on his tin drum. There was nothing small or cute about him. He towered above her, his broad frame filling […]Read more "Little drummer boy…"
Think of all the fun I’ve missed; Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed; Next year I could be just as good. …Santa baby, So hurry down the chimney tonight – Eartha Kitt, Santa Baby I have always believed in Father Christmas. In fact, I believed so strongly that my parents chose to […]Read more "Sinful Sunday: Santa baby…"
Of all the trees that are in the wood The holly bears the crown – The holly and the ivy Ivy had always worried that she was boring. It seemed to her that everything she did was a bit bland. Her hair wasn’t exactly brown and it wasn’t exactly blonde. It hung in a straight […]Read more "Holly and Ivy…"
2000 miles Is very far through the snow I’ll think of you Wherever you go – The Pretenders, 2000 Miles Recently, Exhibit A excitedly tweeted that he had an idea for Christmas: I'VE JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA FOR AN EROTICA MEME — Exhibit A (@EA_unadorned) December 3, 2015 His plan involves choosing the title of […]Read more "2000 miles…"