All I want for Christmas…

‘I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don’t care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree’ – Mariah Carey, All I want for Christmas I love my family, I really do. But they are fucking everywhere. Every room of the whole house is overflowing with relatives. Brothers, […]

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Last Christmas…

I wrapped it up and sent it With a note saying “I Love You” I meant it Now I know what a fool I’ve been But if you kissed me now I know you’d fool me again. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, you gave it away – Wham! […]

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Little drummer boy…

‘There are no two words in the English language more harmful than “good job”.’ – Whiplash She called him her little drummer boy but don’t be fooled. He was no Christmas card child, tapping away on his tin drum. There was nothing small or cute about him. He towered above her, his broad frame filling […]

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Sinful Sunday: Santa baby…

Think of all the fun I’ve missed; Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed; Next year I could be just as good. …Santa baby, So hurry down the chimney tonight – Eartha Kitt, Santa Baby I have always believed in Father Christmas. In fact, I believed so strongly that my parents chose to […]

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Holly and Ivy…

Of all the trees that are in the wood The holly bears the crown – The holly and the ivy Ivy had always worried that she was boring. It seemed to her that everything she did was a bit bland. Her hair wasn’t exactly brown and it wasn’t exactly blonde. It hung in a straight […]

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