‘Baby I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight (I love cheap thrills)’ – Sia, Cheap Thrills Smutathon 2017 is over. 12 hours of blogging and writing and laughing and eating…it was such a fantastic day! I’d urge you to check out the hashtag #Smutathon2017 to read all the great posts and donate to […]Read more "Smutathon: Dollar…"
‘Love is tears of joy, this is the baptism of fingers.’- Charles de Leusse Touch me, stroke me, fill me with your fingers and fuck me! We are sat on a mattress at the back of the room at this sex party, waiting for it all to get started. There’s usually a cabaret act first and […]Read more "Smutathon: Finger me…"
‘I’ll be your number one with a bullet.’ – Pete Wentz, Fall Out Boy My first time was in August 2000. I was just fifteen years old and already felt like I should have done it by now. All my friends had, or at least they said that they had, and I felt like a […]Read more "Smutathon: First…"
‘There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.’ – Bette Davis We’re more than half-way through Smutathon 2017 and still going! Words are flying and ideas are growing, it’s absolutely brilliant!! And, of course, it was necessary to celebrate all of this good work with […]Read more "Smutathon: Hold very still…"
‘I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all outta bubblegum.’ – Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live Round and round and round and round; her mouth was like a fucking cement mixer. Urgh, he couldn’t decide what annoyed him more – the cyclical churning of her mouth as she macerated that piece […]Read more "Smutathon: Bubblegum…"
‘Cheesecake will always taste like love.’ – Shonda Rhimes, Year of Yes: How to Dance It Out, Stand In the Sun and Be Your Own Person We have raised £700 for Smutathon! How extraordinary is that?? I am completely blown away by everyone’s generosity in donating. Another brilliantly generous gift arrived just after we’d started […]Read more "Smutathon: Cheesecake…"
‘Be the change that you wish to see in the world.’ – Mahatma Gandhi [Trigger warning for a brief mention of a suicide attempt mid-post] Considering how cutting edge medical interventions have become, it makes me really sad how slowly attitudes within medicine change. I’ve certainly written about my difficulties persuading colleagues that masturbating isn’t […]Read more "Smutathon: A change would do you good…"