‘I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all outta bubblegum.’ – Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live Round and round and round and round; her mouth was like a fucking cement mixer. Urgh, he couldn’t decide what annoyed him more – the cyclical churning of her mouth as she macerated that piece […]
Read more "Smutathon: Bubblegum…"‘Cheesecake will always taste like love.’ – Shonda Rhimes, Year of Yes: How to Dance It Out, Stand In the Sun and Be Your Own Person We have raised £700 for Smutathon! How extraordinary is that?? I am completely blown away by everyone’s generosity in donating. Another brilliantly generous gift arrived just after we’d started […]
Read more "Smutathon: Cheesecake…"‘Be the change that you wish to see in the world.’ – Mahatma Gandhi [Trigger warning for a brief mention of a suicide attempt mid-post] Considering how cutting edge medical interventions have become, it makes me really sad how slowly attitudes within medicine change. I’ve certainly written about my difficulties persuading colleagues that masturbating isn’t […]
Read more "Smutathon: A change would do you good…"‘Life is impoverished, it loses in interest, when the highest stake in the game of living, life itself, may not be risked.’ – Sigmund Freud, The Letters of Sigmund Freud and Otto Rank: Inside Psychoanalysis ‘Did you want a tour?’ My parent’s house is compact and there isn’t much to see, but that’s not the […]
Read more "Smutathon: Risky business…"‘I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.’ – Karen Marie Moning, Iced Just over an hour until Smutathon 2017 in the UK begins!! Everyone is being so ridiculously generous and donating to our great causes that I am having to work hard to keep up with my promise to post a photo […]
Read more "Smutathon: Breakfast…"‘Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. – Glen Cook, Sweet Silver Blues Smutathon is today! SMUTATHON IS TODAY!! Our international friends are already hard at work, writing lurid and luscious stories for you – check out the hashtag #Smutathon2017 to find them. And, of […]
Read more "Smutathon: Morning…"‘The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close up.’ – Chuck Palahniuk It’s just 12 hours until Smutathon 2017!! In 12 hours, all of the intrepid writers in this extraordinary challenge will start writing their smut and filth and delicious delights to see what wonders we can produce in 12 […]
Read more "Smutathon: Perspective…"‘Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to know whether you did it or not.’ – Oprah Winfrey Smutathon 2017 is only a few days away! This filthy writing challenge to raise money for some fab charities is really picking up steam and I’m so excited about getting started. If you’ve […]
Read more "Smutathon: Unbutton…"‘This is what’s beautiful about staying in a club or hotel: you’re invisible, as is your neighbour.’ – Amit Chaudhuri, Friend of My Youth Smutathon is just around the corner! On Saturday 1st July, sex bloggers from all over the country will be frantically writing filth and smut and all sorts of delicious delights in […]
Read more "Smutathon: Hotel porn…"‘In a world where vows are worthless.Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises are made to be broken, it would be nice to see words come back into power.’ – Chuck Palahniuk, Lullaby Have you heard about Smutathon 2017? The wonderful Coffee and Kink has organised this very exciting sex blogging challenge and a […]
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