It’s why the Zumio is my number one favourite sex toy!Read more "Smutathon 2018: Zuuuuumio…"
‘I feel a little more than emptyBut I wanna feel more than fullIt’s a pity all I haveIs just enough to keep you satisfied’– Natalie Imbruglia, Satisfied I’m going to start with a short science history lesson – you may come here for the sex but I’m always going to sneak in some geekery if […]Read more "A wank a day…"
Helen: Everyone’s special, Dash. Dash: Which is another way of saying no-one is. – The Incredibles (2004) I’ve enjoyed April 2017. I’ve really enjoyed it a lot! There have been a number of reasons for this, but one of the biggest has been this month’s focus on female orgasms. There must have been something in […]Read more "Super Orgasm…"
“Is this some sort of test?” “Everything that doesn’t kill you is.” – Michelle Sagara West, Cast In Secret DISCLAIMER: I am a doctor, but I am not a *sexual health* doctor. I am writing this as a sex-positive woman who understands medical jargon, nothing more than that. I took a pregnancy test last week. […]Read more "Testing, testing…"
‘Do whatever makes your spirit glow out loud.’ – Ibrahim Hands over her eyes, he pushed her forward into the kitchen, whispering all sorts of filth into her ears. Promises of what he had planned, how he was going to make her feel; talk of the surprise he had waiting. Turning her as they entered […]Read more "Ruby Glowing…"
‘This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.’ – Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: A New Hope ADAM-GLOW: Sex lightsaber… I’m going to start with a few disclaimers – the Adam-Glow was a gift from Godemiche in exchange for this […]Read more "Sex lightsaber…"