‘Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!’ – Mae West In late March, notoriously generous sex toy company, Satisfyer, sent out huge box of different sex toys to review. Including the ones I still hadn’t reviewed from their last delivery, this left me with EIGHT new toys to review. Whether the work is […]Read more "Satisfaction guaranteed: a sex toy review bonanza!"
‘The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose’
– Beauty and the Beast
‘Luciano stalked forward like a panther eyeing his meal. She realised that the meat served on the plate with roast potatoes and carrots was in fact his love sausage covered with a dark glaze and a garnish of rosemary.’Read more "EuphOff Guest Post: A Most Special Dinner…"
“Just trying seducing him”, Patty said, “and bacon-vincing!”Read more "EuphOff Guest Post: The Backyard Division…"
‘Always on call for her, he responds to her plight. He jumps into his vehicle and speeds through the town…’Read more "EuphOff Guest Post: Siren…"
I can see a better time When all our dreams come true’ - The Pogues, Fairytale of New YorkRead more "Guest post: Fairytale of New York"
This month has really has been female orgasm month! It has made me so happy to see all of the open conversations, insightful opinions and interesting discussions. It’s been really enlightening. For me, much of this discussion has surrounded Channel 4’s documentary about the Super Orgasm, a mysterious phenomenon that I’m not sure I fully […]Read more "Guest post from Desire Noire: What’s super about an orgasm?"
I am super excited to host this utterly fabulous guest post from Haiku, who posts at @19syllables. Such a brilliant EuphOff entry! *** I see you there, your curves calling me into the garage, your body newly waxed and buffed. I run my hands over your bumper, your headlights, feeling for the fastening so that I […]Read more "EuphOff Guest Post: The Mechanic’s Promise…"