‘Oh doctor, I’m in trouble Well, goodness gracious me! For every time a certain man Is standing next to me Mmm? A flush comes to my face And my pulse begins to race’ – Goodness Gracious Me ‘Doctor, I’m having terrible palpitations! My heart is all a-flutter and it pounds in my chest like I […]Read more "EuphOff 2018: Doctor, doctor…"
‘Any weapon is a good weapon as long as ye can use it with honor and skill.’ – Brian Jacques, High Rhulain You won’t be surprised to hear that I love erotica. It’s a complex and varied and much under appreciated genre. Good erotica can to transport you to another world, weave compelling stories, create […]Read more "EuphOff 2018: The Semi-Moist Treat Stick Edition"
‘Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing.’ – Ernest Hemingway In another life, I am trying […]Read more "EuphOff: Tasting notes…"
I am super excited to host this utterly fabulous guest post from Haiku, who posts at @19syllables. Such a brilliant EuphOff entry! *** I see you there, your curves calling me into the garage, your body newly waxed and buffed. I run my hands over your bumper, your headlights, feeling for the fastening so that I […]Read more "Euph Off Guest Post: The Mechanic’s Promise…"
‘Nail me, you stud!’ she moaned. ‘Hammer me like one of your french dressers!’ That’s it. I’ve reached the peak of arrogance. I have started a blog post with a quote that I have written. I feel ashamed and certainly a bit dirty… …which was exactly the point of the story I’ve quoted. This is […]Read more "EuphOff: It started with a coffee bean…"
So here it is…my latest attempt at bad erotica. Erotica so bad that I am strangely proud of it! I absolutely loved the Euph Off last time that Jane from Behind the Chintz Curtain hosted it so *of course* I was going to write something again this time around. And what better way to pay […]Read more "The Spy who loved me…"
I might be a bit too much of a newcomer to be jumping onto the #EuphOff bandwagon, particularly as I’m not certain that I have written enough erotica to have earned the right to mock it yet…but it looked really fun and, after choking back inappropriate laughter when the man in Halfords helping me change […]Read more "Hammering it home…"