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‘The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose’
– Beauty and the Beast
‘Luciano stalked forward like a panther eyeing his meal. She realised that the meat served on the plate with roast potatoes and carrots was in fact his love sausage covered with a dark glaze and a garnish of rosemary.’Read more "EuphOff Guest Post: A Most Special Dinner…"
‘My favourite outdoor activity is going back inside.’ - H.P. LovecraftRead more "Come inside: on fluids and fucking…"
“Just trying seducing him”, Patty said, “and bacon-vincing!”Read more "EuphOff Guest Post: The Backyard Division…"
‘Always on call for her, he responds to her plight. He jumps into his vehicle and speeds through the town…’Read more "EuphOff Guest Post: Siren…"
‘When it’s all said and done, I hope to die with a smile on my face.’ - Anthony LiccioneRead more "SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: are you quite Satisfyed?"
‘You must suffer me to go my own dark way.’ - Robert Louis Stevenson, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. HydeRead more "A dominant presence: femdom and control…"
‘Find something you’re passionate about and keep tremendously interested in it.’ - Julia ChildRead more "EuphOff 2019: MasterShag…"
‘A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.’
– A.P. Herbert, Uncommon Law: Being 66 Misleading Cases