Think of all the fun I’ve missed;
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed;
Next year I could be just as good.
So hurry down the chimney tonight
– Eartha Kitt, Santa Baby
I have always believed in Father Christmas. In fact, I believed so strongly that my parents chose to tell me that he wasn’t real when I was eleven as they were worried that I was going to be bullied for arguing so persistently that he did exist.
But they haven’t really persuaded me. My excitement about Christmas and what might be in my stocking when I wake on Christmas Day hasn’t changed.
It’s just that now I want to be on his Naughty List…
I don’t want to be good, I don’t want to be nice. I don’t want to be rewarded for good behaviour. This year, the items on my list are filthier, hotter.
So he’d better hurry down that chimney, I don’t want to wait too long.
I’ve used this for two memes this week! There are lots of other wonderfully delicious photos shared for Sinful Sunday so press the lips below to see them, and to see the other entries for Exhibit A’s Christmas Erotica meme press here.